Painful Prices Paid at the Pump
Commuters are complaining about the ongoing rise in gas prices, causing a massive debate in the government about what should be done.
1. "Who cares about a few trees, gas prices are six golden apples per gallon, and rising! There is lots of oil to be found in areas currently protected as parks! Solving our energy needs are more important than conserving the environment," says oil executive Aaron Winters. "Just give us permission to go in there and start drilling, and gas prices will plummet!"
2. "There are other ways to recover from the fossil fuel crisis besides ruining forests," says environmental activist Aaron Licorish. "We shouldn't just take the short way out and drill here. I suggest spending more money on public transportation systems and encouraging people to carpool- if people weren't so reliant on fossil fuel powered cars, we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place, and if we start using less oil, the price will drop with the demand."