Cash for Colons?
Hospitals have requested that they be allowed to pay people for donating blood and other bodily organs, such as kidneys.
1. "We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Erisianna One hospital administrator Chastity Thiesen. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred golden apples in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."
2. "Great idea," says social commentator Freddy Rubin. "Except for one thing. You know who's going to be selling their organs? Poor people! They'll be so desperate for money that they'll sell their own kidneys. Well, a kidney. This is just another way for the rich to buy themselves a better life at the expense of the poor. It must be outlawed."