And Eris so loved the world that she built a giant cruise ship, one in which everyone that has ever lived ever has a room in. And lo was there shuffleboard, and international waters gambling, and an open bar.
Unlike most deities, Eris did not punish those who had not follow her in life all that much. They did not have to forever shovel coal into the cruise ship or toil in the kitchen or serve food at the nightly banquet (this was all delegated in a weekly meeting). Instead, they were given a room with four DVD players instead of five. hey, they should have gotten hip when they had the chance.